No. 99: Cigarette, 1983

When I kiss you and watch you fade
I confess you are the only lover I have made

You burn my heart and sooth my brain
As I light your fire again and again

They tell me you're no good for me
But I don't give a fart

I will be with you forever
Until death do us part

No. 100: The Fool, 1989

There once was a fool
Who fell from a stool

He remained on the floor
And he fell no more